is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Actions speak louder than pants.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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