Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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