I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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