If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
