I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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