You're my little dorito
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
