I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He felt like a one man threesome
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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