Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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