No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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