If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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