the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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