I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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