i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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