I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
