Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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