There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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