3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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