What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
