what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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