Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
