does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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