My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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