Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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