he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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