it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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