At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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