just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
