Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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