omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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