Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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