How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You were trust falling into bushes
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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