The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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