I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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