Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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