clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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