i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
