Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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