Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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