My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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