We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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