If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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