I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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