Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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