Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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