i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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