'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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