I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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