i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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