so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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