eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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