I'm gonna have a badass scar
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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